Spanglish

Posted to Drama on October 17th, 2006 by Chad Everett

This film is told through the eyes of Christina as she tries to get into Princeton and she talks about how family is the most important thing that someone can have. She tells the college about when she and her mother Flor (Paz Vega) came to the United States to work for John Clasky (Adam Sandler) and his wife Deborah Clasky (Téa Leoni).

Flor could speak no English, so she relied on Christina to translate, and to say that John and Deborah were unhappy is to put it mildly. They were miserable. Over the summer, the family moved to the beach house, and now used to the services of Flor, Deborah insisted that she come along, and that meant that Christina needed to come too.

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Click

Posted to Drama on October 7th, 2006 by Chad Everett

This is actually like two movies in one.

The first is fairly typical Adam Sandler fare: It’s what you’re used to seeing if you’ve ever seen, well, any of his movies. It’s also what you’re likely to think of if you actually saw the trailer for the movie.

Dad’s too busy for the family, he heads out for a universal remote, gets a truly universal remote, and can control anything. Hilarity ensues. He uses it to walk the dog faster, watch the girl in the short shorts run slower, make the jerk next door look stupid, that sort of thing. There is absolutely nothing surprising about any of this.

What is surprising is that somewhere in all of that, they completely forgot to mention that it’s (maybe) half the movie.

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50 First Dates

Posted to Romance on June 29th, 2006 by Chad Everett

Adam Sandler generally isn’t the first actor you think of when it comes to dramatic performances, and this isn’t really a dramatic role, but he did a pretty decent job. Sure, there are moments. There are references to his other films, whether it’s the inclusion of his buddies or names or what-have-you. But there are also moments where he and Drew Barrymore really do fine job of making things work.

Henry Roth (Sandler) is something of a serial liar. He works at the aquarium, but you wouldn’t know it if you were to happen across him in a bar. He tells women that he works for the CIA – or just about any other secret organization – in order to avoid having to call them. He only dates tourists, so that they will leave at the end of their trip and he doesn’t have to see them again. Ever. But that changes when he meets Lucy (Barrymore) one morning at breakfast.

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