Singles

Posted to Romance on October 19th, 2006 by Chad Everett

Everyone knows that they need someone, and this is a film that attempts to chronicle the process of finding someone for several twenty-somethings in Seattle during the nineties.

Janet (Bridget Fonda) just wants someone to say gesundheit when she sneezes, but on-and-off-again boyfriend Cliff (Matt Dillon) is more concerned about his band than Janet (Cliff also serves as something of a narrator).

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The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Posted to Thriller on April 21st, 2006 by Chad Everett

As the poem goes, the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world. Rebecca De Mornay stars as the widow of a doctor who takes his own life after being accused of inappropriately touching his female clients, and she decides that her hand should be the one to rock the cradle of the one who caused her so much pain.

After waiting a few months for things to settle down, she insinuates herself as a nanny to the one who started the whole mess, and at first things go swimmingly. But slowly they start to fall apart. Mentally disabled helper Solomon (played excellently by Ernie Hudson) sees her breast feeding the baby that she is supposed to be watching, and she makes short work of him by planting some evidence to get him kicked out.

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About Celluloid Heroes

Welcome to Celluloid Heroes! Here you will find movie reviews of all shapes and sizes. No stone is left unturned, and that is meant quite literally. In fact, you are probably quite unlikely to find the best of the best, as that's something that you can find elsewhere. Here you're more likely to find the dregs of the movie world than anything else.

As to the name? It's actually from a song by The Kinks, and while it may or may not have anything to do directly with the movies, it does mention quite a few movie stars, and things that make you think about movies, and well, it just seemed appropriate. Hopefully you'll agree, and if not, I suspect it won't get in the way too much.

Thanks for visiting, enjoy your stay, and come back often.