How to Eat Fried Worms

Posted to Family on August 27th, 2006 by Chad Everett

It’s always tough to be the new kid at a new school, but it’s especially hard when you find out that the school bully replaced your drink with a bunch of worms (and even worse when you don’t notice that he did before you start drinking).

What are you to do, other than throw one at him? With that, the war is on, and before Billy knows what hits him, he’s made a bet with that bully Joe that he can eat not only one worm, but ten of them. And to make matters worse, the loser has to walk down the hall with a handful of worms in his pants.

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Are We There Yet?

Posted to Family on July 4th, 2006 by Chad Everett

Who would expect a movie with Ice Cube to be a family movie? Is this the same guy? As it turns out, it is. And there is certainly some edge to his character, but he turns it out.

His character is a sports collector, with all sorts of memorabilia, including a bobblehead doll of Satchel Paige who tries to talk him out of one thing or another (and often seems to get him into more trouble). In order to get in good with a new girl, he agrees to bring her kids to meet her. Perhaps not the best idea.

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About Celluloid Heroes

Welcome to Celluloid Heroes! Here you will find movie reviews of all shapes and sizes. No stone is left unturned, and that is meant quite literally. In fact, you are probably quite unlikely to find the best of the best, as that's something that you can find elsewhere. Here you're more likely to find the dregs of the movie world than anything else.

As to the name? It's actually from a song by The Kinks, and while it may or may not have anything to do directly with the movies, it does mention quite a few movie stars, and things that make you think about movies, and well, it just seemed appropriate. Hopefully you'll agree, and if not, I suspect it won't get in the way too much.

Thanks for visiting, enjoy your stay, and come back often.